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bryanscollins: thefourteenthdoctor: clydesbarrows: ok how do you politely tell someone you want to hit them with a brick One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly. thank u
DOCTOR WHO TOMORROW
hogwarts-facebook: superheroesandsuperhusbands: highfunctioning-homosapien: nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays: DOCTOR WHO TOMORROW DOCTOR WHO TOMORROW DOCTOR WHO TOMORROW TOMORROW. DOCTOR WHO
the perfect school
also known as: TUMBLR SCHOOL
heads of houses: the avengers
dress code: pyjamas
maths: calculating so that you don't reach the post limit. ever.
sports (totally optional): quidditch or the total wipeout course
art: creating gifs, fanart and photosets
english: writing fanfiction
product design: creating the hunger games arenas
IT: html coding
history: the dark ages before tumblr and discovering the origin of the flower behind anons head
there will be places for worshippiing J K Rowling and Suzanne Collins
and everyone will talk to everyone and everyone will be happy and if anyone sends hate they will be sent to one of the hunger games arenas designed by students
What I have: ideas
What I don't have: talent
sweetnickiandhellaminaj: i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it
What I Learned From Tumblr
1. Females can be even hornier than men
2. Not all guys are total jerks
3. Be thankful that the friends you do have in RL don't live a whole continent away
4. Age doesn't always matter when it comes to friendships
5. 12.9 year olds belong at Super Wenie Hut Jr.'s
6. Slenderman is freaking scary!
7. Don't. Wear. Crocs.
8. Don't! Blink!
9. There are people out there who will fangirl over history
10. Draw a circle, that's the Earth
11. Hufflepuffs, Ravenclaws, Gryffindors, and Slytherins can all either be the coolest people ever, or the worst. It all depends on the person
12. COULLLLSOOOOON NOOOOO
13. Don't insult someone's fandom/ship/OTP
14. Don't tag your hate
15. How to be a less judgemental person
16. How to also be a more judgemental person
17. Snakes can be adorable
18. Spiders are still scary
19. Sharks are awesome
20. FRANCE IS NOT A RAPIST
21. The world is bigger and more diverse than thought
22. People can be there for you to help you through a hard time if you'd let them
23. An adorable animal will reduce anyone to a puddle of goo
24. Everyone has at some point listened to a song and pretended they were on stage/in a music video
25. How to be a better writer
26. How to be a better drawer
27. That a great friendship can be born if you just say 'Hi'
28. A truly great friendship forms when you and someone else can fangirl about something
29. Don't. Talk. About. Tumblr.
30. Alot about the human anantomy (porn)
31. Mermaids would be more likely to have dolphin-like tails than fish-like tails
32. Sometimes, the word 'butts' can make anyone happy
33. Many people have mastered the art of reading smut with a straight face, but no one has learned how to do so when it comes to fluff.
34. Magic Anons are fun
35. Don't assume things
36. That faith in humanity can be restored
37. "900 years of Time and Space, and I've never met anyone who wasn't important"
39. Everyone needs a friend to be there for them
And yet, the one thing I haven't learned from tumblr is...WHAT THE HECK IS HOMESTUCK ABOUT?!
Human beings took our animal need for palatable food … and turned it into...– Greta Christina (via histrionicintrovert, sexisnottheenemy) (via harlowsmonkeys) (via thehistorydetective) (via buttergin) (via dederants) (via ladybonerforvangogh) (via up-seventeen-steps) (via skyoflight) (via madlori)
thetimelordpirate: Life is like a pair of pants. Some days you find money in the pocket, and other days your pocket catches on the doorknob of your classroom and you take out three desks and a foreign exchange student as you stumble in.
ink-film-nibbles-script: “England is just a small island. Its roads and houses are small. With few exceptions, it doesn’t make things that people in the rest of the world want to buy. And if it hadn’t been separated from the continent by water, it almost certainly would have been lost to Hitler’s ambitions.” — Mitt Romney The Americans: The British:
Tumblr is like Hogwarts.
a-bit-of-light-reading: theonlyoneilune: It’s divided into groups based on interests & personalities People who belong to tumblr don’t talk about it to people who don’t And the pictures move
Now I'm really curious...Reblog this if you're 20...
thescienceofjohnlock: zombielove74: The lack of notes. a lot older
angryintellectual: textpostsrus: The human body recreates itself every six months, nearly every cell and bone dies and is replaced. You are not who you were last September.
me when my friends are sad: insert 6 page text here of advice and telling them how perfect they are
them when im sad: oh sorry
alfredtheherothatswho: I THREW A KID IN THE WELL DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY
rynalochte: lynnwho: My mom’s accent...
I LOVE THE SHERLOCK FANDOM!
thescienceofjohnlock: italianwhovian: Reasons why?? Of course i’ll tell you!! 1. We are patient MOFOs! 2. We will accept any crackpot, thought up in a sexy daydream theory you got. 3. JOHNLOCK! 4. REDPANTS MONDAYS! 5. Fridays are infinitely more amazing/horny. 6. The intellectual conversations and deducing skills that go on are downright brilliant. 7. Give us 3 words and we will...
Your handwriting. The way you walk. Which china pattern you choose. It’s all...– Chuck Palahniuk (via wethinkwedream)
offendpoppunk: i hate it when kids treat teachers with no respect like do you have any idea how hard it is to deal with a bunch of kids everyday every time someone talks back to a teacher or something i’m really inclined to jump out of my seat and yell at the kid to have some fucking respect
tentabulges: I hate when my tumblr friends are sad. if I lived near you i’d want to bring you to my house and we’d have a sleepover and we’d eat pizza and watch movies and feelings jam and we’d cuddle and you could stay until you feel better. I want to take care of you all.