August 2012
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fairgroundsoldier:
the-eleventh-blog:
does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?
the number of times i thought i was the next virgin mary is alarming
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badgerbutts:
so this kid named peter posted on facebook that he learned to parallel park and so now everyone calls him Peter Parker
fwips:
oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty much guaranteeing that i’m going to stop doing it and take the time to just stare at you with a half blank half incredulous expression on my face
The Effects of Peanut Butter on the Rotation of... →
eggymacedo:
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wugs:
A paper co-authored by almost 200 Ph.D.s that is exactly one sentence long:
So far as we can determine, peanut butter has no effect on the rotation of the earth.
I was so worried
oh thank god
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“Don’t ever mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance, or my...”
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That awkward moment when you don't understand what...
sodamnrelatable:
ALLL THE TIME
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